Liz McLarnon - Celebrity Masterchef 2008

Get in, Team Liz! Congratulations to Liz, who was yesterday crowned Celebrity Masterchef 2008. It's not often I make the right call here, but I got it right this time!

Expect Atomic Kitchen, the TV show anytime now. (Can I get a credit for the programme title, please?)

Atomic Kitchen!

Wow, a Sun style pun headline...

Anyway, Liz McLarnon (that's her on the left, looking very slinky), former (or current, can't remember if they've officially broken up) Atomic Kitten is doing very well indeed in the current series of Celebrity Masterchef on BBC One, despite having never cooked anything in an oven before she started on the programme. She's made it through to the final, and was said by John Torode and Gregg Wallace to have improved the most out of all the other competitors! Go Liz, go!

PS. I'm free to come over for dinner whenever you like, Liz...

Morning Everybody and Welcome to kinkyMachine!

Ah, a new year and more new stuff from the kinkyMachine (you can hardly believe your eyes, can you? Thought not!). Well, I hope you are all keeping well, whoever you are. I can't believe this site is getting nearly 30 hits a week - there must be people out there who like what we're doing here. If you are then tell us about yourselves - who you are, where you come from, whether you eat your burger first, then the fries, or the fries first then the burger, or perhaps (gasp...) both at the same time. It's important you know. I may even have to set up a survey. But I'm rambling on here....

Big news this update is that kinkyMachine has become an Amazon.co.uk Associate. This means we get to put banners and things all over the site, and if someone buys something via this site, then we get a percentage of the sale. Wahey! To celebrate, we've designed a new section of the kinkyMachine where we recommend books, videos, CDs and so on, and you can buy them direct from Amazon.co.uk. Everyone's happy! If you have a recommendation, then let us know and we'll include it in a future update.

Congratulations to Atomic Kitten for their ground-breaking stay at Number 1 in the UK singles chart - "Whole Again" is the biggest selling single so far this year. We here at the kinkyMachine had adopted the little Kits - mainly because we felt they were having a damn good stab at this pop malarky and getting nowhere - and we thought they never would.... (If we ever give out betting tips on this site - IGNORE THEM!) So, in honour of the Kits success, we have nominated them to enter the kinkyMachine Hall of Fame. Hurrah!

Well, that's enough of my witterings for the moment. Keep in touch, everyone, and I'll see you around!